As sung by The Boy at Age Four
“Take me out to the ballgame.
Take me out to the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.
I don’t care if I ever get back.
root, root, root for the home team.
I don’t care if it’s a shame.
Cuz it’s one, two, free stree-yikes your out
At the ooooold, baaaaall, gaaaaame!”