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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

To the Attorney on the Second Floor

Just because you are an attorney doesn’t mean that you are better than the HVAC guy. He makes your life comfortable. So be a little more respectful when he is in your suite. He is not “disgusting” as you so pompously put it. He is a nice, clean, good-smelling technician, which is more than I can say for your receptionist. But then again, you probably think she is “below” you in the human ranking system and don’t pay her enough to afford a place with a shower.

I’m so glad your lease is up in just a few more months. I will probably “loose” any of your e-mail requests or phone messages until that time. You might not burn in hell, but you will burn in your office this summer, that’s for sure.

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