I want a cookie from the cookie platter you took into the conference room. You filled your plates for lunch buffet style and the leftovers remained in the kitchen for everyone else to enjoy (which I did not because I was already full from eating Chinese leftovers from dinner last night). Why couldn’t you treat the cookies the same way – take what you want and leave the rest? I was really relying on them for an afternoon pick me up. One day, when I’m rich and have a family meeting, I’ll share my cookies with everyone in the office.